X-rated synopsises

Hey guys! First of all I want to say how sorry I am to have been away for so long!
As I've stated before some of the synopsises on Cypsis Blog are written by me, so I decided to let you know the "other versions" that didn't make the cut to be in the actual review. PS: I am not responsible for any harm done to the minds of readers who are under age. And this post involves hidden spoilers.

King2Hearts (2012)

What happens behind the closed doors - King2Hearts

 Cocky South Korean crown prince Lee Jae Ha is arranged to be engaged to kissless* North Korean officer Kim Hang Ah to improve the relationship between two areas and to unite them as one. While there are people who just want everything to go down and dirty, Kim Hang Ah makes Lee Jae Ha's gun pop in several occasions.
*my friend used it as a word, so let it be a word! Meaning a person who hasn't even had one kiss.

Buzzer Beat (2010)
A string player Shirakawa Riko meets a ball player Kamiya Naoki whose girlfriend Nanami Natsuki likes to play with her pompoms. And Kawasaki Tomiya, Naoki's ball playing coach wants to make Riko his woman. While Riko and Naoki want to achieve their pure goals, no one's satisfied with their love life.

 Marry me, Mary (2010)
Wi Mae Ri is forced into contract that states she has to live 100 days with two men: a rich have-to-listen-to-his-daddy hottie nr 1 Byun Jung In and cocky my-music-is-my-life hottie nr two Kang Moo Kyul. Also the best way to maintain one's 25-years old purity is to hang up a pink curtain to cut the shared bed into two.

the problem of teenagers in Stand Up!!

Stand Up!! (2003) 
 Four 17-years old virgins want to be not-virgins after the summer vacation. So the main goal of the summer vacation? Have a home-run.

You're beautiful (2009)
All men love nuns. That's it.

Playful Kiss (2010) 
Due to different reasons our lovely yet slightly dumb Oh Ha Ni is made to live with the family of her high school heartthrob Baek Seung Jo. Come on! What are you waiting for?! I can tell what they waited for: marriage.

Hanawake no yon shimai (2011) 
Everybody wants love, but all they do is play around.

This made Seol Chan lose his cool

 Monstar (2013) 

 19+ rated Australian sheperdess and cocky South Korean popstar are partners of desk. While enjoying themselves with their colorful group of friends, they finger their way into each others hearts.

Kimi wa Petto (2003)
The ideal woman Iwaya Sumie gets a human-dog Momo and tries not to become a zoophile.

Kurosagi (2006) 
Do not f**k with innocent people, 'cause when you do - Kurosaki will do you even harder. Can't say I'd mind that.

Hope you had fun reading it! I sure had fun writing this! Do you have some fun synopsises to share with me? Write them into comments! :D
Inspiration for this post came from King2Hearts and various youtubers!

I am the next drama heroine

I feel like I almost killed you all with those two tremendously long posts I wrote last time (and the time before that). Sorry for that - when I get too excited about something or overly interested in some topic, I keep on rambling about it (you DO NOT want to hear me giving a "quick overview" of something that I like - it takes hours...).
Anyway this time I decided to revive you with something easier. So I present you some of the points of how my life (I hope I'm not the only one) is not so different from drama heroine. Sure I don't have two drop dead gorgeous men falling for me, nor have I something to avenge, I don't have a job that should be done into a series and I don't have death written over me (I do have an incurable disease but that's nothing to worry about), but that doesn't mean I can't be the next heroine:

- Like Riko from Buzzer Beat I collect stamps/ stickers so that I could get free stuff or a discount.

confession time: During last month I have achieved collecting all the stickers twice.
Now I'm filling my third "book" - do I have a problem?

 - Like Oh Ha Ni from Playful Kiss  I can name all of the members of my favourite bands (+their life stories and history of scandals)

confession time: I do not know all the Super Junior members by heart
as I am not that keen in their music (but I know "sorry sorry" dance!
and lyrics: "sexy, free and single; ready to mingle" -
WAIT! Those aren't the lyrics, right?)

- Like Mary from Mary Stayed Out All Night  even when I have no furniture, as long as I have a device to watch dramas with, I'm alright

confession time: soon it's been 5 years of watching dramas.
For me it's not an choice of preferences, it's a life style.

 -  Like Hotaru from Hotaru no Hikari  when I can stay home for the whole day all alone, I don't give a damn about my looks

confession time: I do wear my hair like that when I'm at my parents place
and my jersey's are the comfiest things on earth!
but the best thing is never leaving your pajamas...

- Like Toake from Party wa Owatta I get sleepy after drinking too much and I can sleep everywhere in every position

NO confession time as I have NOT fallen asleep in the restroom!
(even though I have wanted... and now that I think about it..
maybe that's why it's called the RESTroom?)

So what similarities do you have? Be sure to let me know in the comments! 
Happy continiuning Christmas month!

You know you had one glass too much when next morning

I hope everybody had a good weekend. I bet most of us were having another round of drama marathon or went on some kind of cultural event or called up all our friends to have a blast or did all of it (like I did) and feel now even more tired than when the weekend started. This post is meant for those whose weekend involved the lover-at-evening&night-foe-in-the-morning type of friend called alcohol - we all know that sometimes (due to all different reasons) people drink a little too much and when they wake up - they have no idea what happened. If your weekend was like that, then I hope you didn't realize you had one glass too much like they did:

You find red cabbage from your house and you have no idea where it came from (Marry me Mary)

 You find yourself from the honeymoon room of your (ex-)crush and the co-worker you hate is lying next to you… naked (Marriage plot)

You wake up at the bed of your love rival. And yes, you’re both from the same gender and your "love interest" is not there. (Marry me Mary)

While you’ve enjoyed your drunken-sleep, your messy house was cleaned by Mr.Propper. (Buzzer Beat)

You wake up in unfamiliar room with unfamiliar man lying next to you. For your luck, he is hot! (Hanawake no yon shimai)

You are waken up by a younger guy in his room, you are late for work and you forgot your socks into his apartment. (Waraeru koi wa shitakunai)

 

 There is a viral video of you kissing your teacher, but there is only black hole in your head. (Hormones)

 You wake up with a bruised lip and all your band members suddenly despise you. (You´re Beautiful) 

 There is a photo-proof of you first kiss with the guy you despise. Forced by you. Oh yeah, the rumor says you almost puked before it. (Zenkai girl)

 You are feeling sick, you only want to eat sour and everybody are looking at baby pictures and buying baby stuff, because the thought that you are having just a hangover from last night is not logical enough. (Playful Kiss)

Your grandpa makes you hangover soup and is displeased with the fact that one young guy dropped you off last night. You do not remember him piggybacking you, but you do remember boasting about how you do not get drunk. Well, that’s awkward (Heartstrings)

 

You wake up in the toilet and that is not your house. Not to mention that the party is over (Party wa owatta)