Sorry for the two months hiatus - from exams to work (I got the job I wanted) and personal problems, I was unable to update (I was also unable to watch dramas so we both were on the losing sides). I hope to get back on track from now on.
Some time ago while watching dramas, I noticed that there are some sentences that you should never ever trust. Whenever someone says it - I can say ~80% of times they are lying and some serious stuff is going to happen.
1) "I don't love you (anymore)!"
Seriously? How often have we heard that sentence slip from the lips of poor heroine or the rich and courgeous male lead? Too often I say. Whenever one needs to break up -mostly so he/she could save the other or so that innocent people wouldn't get hurt- there is no way of making a rational explanation of why breaking up would be a good idea - explanation? like what the heck is that? Just forget all those lovey-dovey words you said yesterday and yell at her/his face that suddenly you just don't love her/him anymore.
2) "This is the last drink."
Also comes in variations like "Let's have a drink for a goodbye" and "This will be the last time". This one is my personal favourite. Really, that's the last drink we share? Honey, you said that the last time too. Or are you out to poison me this time?
3) "I can hold my liquor"
If you're so good with alcohol, then why everybody else has to piggyback/ carry you back home? Darling, please be honest with yourself and others - - - unless you really want the hot guy piggyback you home. Hey! I should try this one!
4) "I do not see you as a man/woman"
Maybe it is true in the start, but we can always be certain that right after telling that they will open their eyes and understand that actually the other person is the only man/woman they see. But for sure, at first let's make things really complicated and cause a lot of heartache to everyone, just because one is too blind to see.
5) "You're not sexy"
Also comes in variations like "You're uncute", "You're ugly" etc. Don't be too sad - being beautiful in the inside is much important than appearance - so just show them how sexy your soul is and in the end the person saying it will still love you and not his bitchy supermodel "friend".
I know you can't trust my "every-monday-post promise" either but there is one sentence you can trust: "From this week on Cypsis Blog (and second blog) will run smoothly again as Cypsis is returning from Portugal."
Some time ago while watching dramas, I noticed that there are some sentences that you should never ever trust. Whenever someone says it - I can say ~80% of times they are lying and some serious stuff is going to happen.
1) "I don't love you (anymore)!"
Seriously? How often have we heard that sentence slip from the lips of poor heroine or the rich and courgeous male lead? Too often I say. Whenever one needs to break up -mostly so he/she could save the other or so that innocent people wouldn't get hurt- there is no way of making a rational explanation of why breaking up would be a good idea - explanation? like what the heck is that? Just forget all those lovey-dovey words you said yesterday and yell at her/his face that suddenly you just don't love her/him anymore.
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| Lee Jae Ha is not only the king of South Korea - he's also the king of saying things that are untrue (seriously I've heard almost everything in this list slipping from his lips) |
Also comes in variations like "Let's have a drink for a goodbye" and "This will be the last time". This one is my personal favourite. Really, that's the last drink we share? Honey, you said that the last time too. Or are you out to poison me this time?
3) "I can hold my liquor"
If you're so good with alcohol, then why everybody else has to piggyback/ carry you back home? Darling, please be honest with yourself and others - - - unless you really want the hot guy piggyback you home. Hey! I should try this one!
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| Dear Naoki. You won't have any puking problems with me - I'm the type who falls asleep when drunk. Sincerely, Yanne. |
Maybe it is true in the start, but we can always be certain that right after telling that they will open their eyes and understand that actually the other person is the only man/woman they see. But for sure, at first let's make things really complicated and cause a lot of heartache to everyone, just because one is too blind to see.
5) "You're not sexy"
Also comes in variations like "You're uncute", "You're ugly" etc. Don't be too sad - being beautiful in the inside is much important than appearance - so just show them how sexy your soul is and in the end the person saying it will still love you and not his bitchy supermodel "friend".
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| a bag of sweet potatoes in your hand makes you especially attractive to Kang Joo |
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