3.24.2014

X-rated synopsises

Hey guys! First of all I want to say how sorry I am to have been away for so long!
As I've stated before some of the synopsises on Cypsis Blog are written by me, so I decided to let you know the "other versions" that didn't make the cut to be in the actual review. PS: I am not responsible for any harm done to the minds of readers who are under age. And this post involves hidden spoilers.

King2Hearts (2012)
What happens behind the closed doors - King2Hearts
 Cocky South Korean crown prince Lee Jae Ha is arranged to be engaged to kissless* North Korean officer Kim Hang Ah to improve the relationship between two areas and to unite them as one. While there are people who just want everything to go down and dirty, Kim Hang Ah makes Lee Jae Ha's gun pop in several occasions.
*my friend used it as a word, so let it be a word! Meaning a person who hasn't even had one kiss.

Buzzer Beat (2010)
A string player Shirakawa Riko meets a ball player Kamiya Naoki whose girlfriend Nanami Natsuki likes to play with her pompoms. And Kawasaki Tomiya, Naoki's ball playing coach wants to make Riko his woman. While Riko and Naoki want to achieve their pure goals, no one's satisfied with their love life.

 Marry me, Mary (2010)
Wi Mae Ri is forced into contract that states she has to live 100 days with two men: a rich have-to-listen-to-his-daddy hottie nr 1 Byun Jung In and cocky my-music-is-my-life hottie nr two Kang Moo Kyul. Also the best way to maintain one's 25-years old purity is to hang up a pink curtain to cut the shared bed into two.

the problem of teenagers in Stand Up!!
Stand Up!! (2003) 
 Four 17-years old virgins want to be not-virgins after the summer vacation. So the main goal of the summer vacation? Have a home-run.

You're beautiful (2009)
All men love nuns. That's it.

Playful Kiss (2010) 
Due to different reasons our lovely yet slightly dumb Oh Ha Ni is made to live with the family of her high school heartthrob Baek Seung Jo. Come on! What are you waiting for?! I can tell what they waited for: marriage.

Hanawake no yon shimai (2011) 
Everybody wants love, but all they do is play around.

This made Seol Chan lose his cool
 Monstar (2013) 
 19+ rated Australian sheperdess and cocky South Korean popstar are partners of desk. While enjoying themselves with their colorful group of friends, they finger their way into each others hearts.

Kimi wa Petto (2003)
The ideal woman Iwaya Sumie gets a human-dog Momo and tries not to become a zoophile.

Kurosagi (2006) 
Do not f**k with innocent people, 'cause when you do - Kurosaki will do you even harder. Can't say I'd mind that.

Hope you had fun reading it! I sure had fun writing this! Do you have some fun synopsises to share with me? Write them into comments! :D
Inspiration for this post came from King2Hearts and various youtubers!